As Rick James once said, “cocaine is a helluva drug.”
Police in Lakewood, New Jersey, say 31-year-old Jermaine Jones smoked some cocaine and then found himself riding around on a tricycle at an apartment complex. By the time officers arrived on the scene, he had allegedly abandoned the tricycle and was sitting (still naked) under a stairwell, where he was chewing on glass and tobacco, reports David Moye of Huffington Post Crime.
That would certainly explain matters.
He was treated for cuts in his mouth at a local hospital and charged with disorderly conduct and being under the influence.
See more of Jones as well as this week’s other alleged dumb criminals in my new gallery, This Week in Weird Crime.
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