Streaker Gets Grabbed You-Know-Where

The problem with grabbing naked people is that there are so few parts you can hold onto.

But that problem appears to have been solved here, as a security guard at Forsyth Barr Stadium in Dunedin, New Zealand has his arms wrapped around… well… let’s just say he has his arms wrapped around a streaker in a way so complete we don’t even have to censor this photo.

For more on this incident as well as the best streakers of 2014 so far — including the world-famous pot-bellied streaker — see this new photo collection.