CBS Fashion Police at Grammy’s thankfully ignored

We can all be thankful that for some stars, the Grammy dress code email sent out by CBS was completely ignored. Thank you Kelly Rowland, Rihanna, and especially a great big thanks to Katy Perry’s boobs for keeping the Grammy’s sexy.

The dress code was outlined in an e-mail obtained by Deadline where CBS forbid stars from wearing overtly sexual outfits. “Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered,” the e-mail reads. “Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare flesh under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.” Really, problematic for who. your ratings? I am pretty sure that if the stars listened to CBS, ratings would drop faster than a

The e-mail continues, “Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible ‘puffy’ bare skin exposure.” That may be the funniest line I have ever read. I think that CBS owes Sean Combs some money for the term “puffy” bare skin exposure.

Here are some of our favorite dresses that were banned at this years Grammy’s, but thankfully showed up anyway.

Kelly Rowland and her cut out dress. Kelly also had our favorite quote “I thought about the dress code and thought about it again and that’s about it,” Rowland, 32, told reporters backstage. “I respect.  See, I wore clothes!


Rihanna completely ignored the see through clothing part of the memo showing off her perky nipples in a sheer red Azzedine Alaia dress posing on the red carpet.


Katy Perry and her fabulous cleavage


We are not really sure what is going on over at CBS anymore, but the bans on SodaStream, Dish Network and the CES controversy, and now this ban on fun in general are starting to make CBS look like they just want ALL of us off their lawn.

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